i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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