We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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