Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
