I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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