You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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