I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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