He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
All I want is dick and wine.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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