If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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