No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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