if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
