I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
