There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
