why didn't you poke me back
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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