i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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