You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
send nudes
from the living room?
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