At least make sure they are 18
Why
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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