im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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