So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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