if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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