there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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