i would punch a child for taco bell
where does the pee come out of this thing
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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