dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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