If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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