she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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