The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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