Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I am midnight drunk by noon
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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