The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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