Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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