You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
