why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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