I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
