Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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