how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
