The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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