Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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