She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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