when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Also, beer. Big fan.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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