i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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