I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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