I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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