do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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