I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
