yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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