waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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