He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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