we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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