she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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