can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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