Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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