Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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