all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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