its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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