My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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